In our new, Corporations-Have-Free-Speech-Like-People world, you can now expect a pile of crap to happen to you and you will be entirely at their mercy. Here’s just a wee sampling:

~~The obvious – corporations pick your leaders. You will assimilate.

~~Teachers who are in those cushy union jobs, just wait. NCLB will not go away. Testing companies will buy their spots in the government, just so ya know. OH, and you know what else will happen? VOUCHERS!!! LA-DE-FRIGGING DA!

~~You will be paying more for your insurance. You will be paying more for EVERYthing. Why? Because they’ll buy the administration, duh!

~~Banks and credit cards will rip your ass to shreds. So will the electric company.

~~Sure, unions can spend, too. But they will be neutered. The Republican Corporations will see to that.

Who really gives a rat’s ass about more commercials? Bag them. I am more concerned about PEOPLE.

Now, supposedly they are going to try and get this put aside. Fat frigging chance of that. Once the can is open, the worms are OUT.

Last time something like this happened, we ended up with the Civil War. Sounds like it’s time for another, huh?

You can read what the SCROTUS (typo intended) wrote here. It may take a while – they are being deluged. Tough shit.

Update: And here’s Olbermann’s Special Comment.

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Moi ;) on January 21st, 2010 | File Under Assholes, Politics, This Sucks | Comments Off -